The Shallow End

Thirty-something crybaby lush. Used to be an artist.
Dec 12 '11

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Nov 20 '11

WGP tumblr issues

“Some bitch already took the whitegirlproblems URL? GRRRRR!”

Nov 20 '11

WGP charity work

The roomie and I were strolling along the Rivanna Trail today and white whining and decided that we should have a jar and we have to put a dollar in it anytime we utter a White Girl Problem. Then we should take that money and give it to a charity. ;)

Nov 20 '11

WGP part 4

“Amazon.com wants me to re-enter my credit card info! Ugh now I have to get up and go get my purse.” (5 feet away)

Nov 20 '11

WGP CONT.

My roommate:”I have to restart my Smartphone, it’s being stupid!”

Nov 20 '11

MORE WGP

“I don’t like the chunks of aloe in my coconut water/wheatgrass drink from Whole Foods.”

Nov 20 '11

WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS

“My lip gloss is broken!”

Oct 10 '11

I love my roommate

(540): We are hooking up by the fire knock beforeyou come in

(434): Don’t worry. I’ll knock louder than the police at Amanda Knox’s door.

Sep 1 '11

things that made my day

1. On my way to work, watched a squirrel run into an intersection TWICE and barely escape getting hit as I squealed and covered my eyes. He was chasing some green ball shaped fruit that he ate really greedily everytime he managed to get his hands back on it after cheating vehicular slaughter. Hope he enjoyed his meal.

2. The late night pizza guy seemed genuinely thankful for the tip. I would be bored and jaded if I delivered crappy food late night to drunk people.

3. The pizza guy DIDN’T walk up the moment I decided to see what was on HBO, and I couldn’t get the Guide to come up so I just typed in the channel number. It was Best of Katie Morgan.

Aug 4 '11
I spent 80% of this movie screeching, “THEY ARE RIPPING OFF SINGLE WHITE FEMALE OMG!!!”. They so did, too. My roommate, 7 years my junior, hasn’t seen SWF (WTF) and had no idea what I was talking about.

I spent 80% of this movie screeching, “THEY ARE RIPPING OFF SINGLE WHITE FEMALE OMG!!!”. They so did, too. My roommate, 7 years my junior, hasn’t seen SWF (WTF) and had no idea what I was talking about.

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